Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Gifts for the Mother of the Graduate
His first graduation gift arrived…special delivery by FedEX.
I hold the box in my hand peering down at the name listed on the address label. Surely this isn’t for my baby. Surely he is not about to be entering into the next phase of life.
For the mom with bumbling lips…a nice application of the new lip balm labeled “Gorilla Glue”. Applied liberally to the lips before your favorite shade of lipstick to prevent loud sobs and stories about your baby eating dog food in front of his classmates. (Please do not try this at home.)
And last but not least…